I broke a promise, sexual deviants. I said I would be back the other day with Shiloh gossip, but instead I went out for St. Patrick’s day and got drunk off my ass. It was silly of me to promise you a second post on one of my favourite holidays, but I’m making up for it now with the closest thing to sexual favours I can give you – a really raunchy post about, uh, something. Just keep reading.
I know you’re all too busy to troll the internet for all things gay – hell, even I am. But I’ve prioritized “sleep” with “Google, PopUrls & coffee,” so I have the upper hand. I find things that aren’t even remotely gay, of course, like what seems to be the cast of Wayne’s World on Google Street View. I find things which, are, admittedly, kind of gay – in an Irish-family-band-singing-about-tequlia sort of way. Occassionally, I do actually come by something that is relevant, or that I could spin into something relevant-ish.
Today, I stumbled upon something totally relevant and infuriating – her name is Sandy Rios, and I know I don’t bring out the douche label often, but this lady deserves a big one. Who is Sandy Rios, you may ask. Well, you don’t want to know her, but a quick Wikipedia glance will tell you that she’s the President of Culture Campaign. An organization which, after another Wikipedia glance, is essentially based around Christian commentary of American culture – joy! Oh, and she’s a Fox News Contributor.
Check out what she has to say about Lady Gaga’s new video, “Telephone”:
Well, the good people over at Idolator put together a list of her top three most ridiculous quotes with commentary. Here’s one of my favourites:
Crazy Lady Quote #3: “Our world is filled with sexual predators… they’ve done surveys to find out the men who do these kinds of things to young girls, something like 85% of them, are involved in some kind of porn. You may not watch it, your kids may not watch it, but the man next door who is a sexual predator probably does watch it. It should be outlawed. It should be banned. There is a limit to what we should tolerate.”
Idolator Counterpoint: Who, praytell, is the “they” who have done these alleged “surveys”? Rios doesn’t make it clear, either because such surveys do not exist or she is spreading inaccurate information. And since when does a sexual predator get all his ideas from Lady Gaga videos? We certainly would be able to pick them apart in a crowd easier if all sexual predators donned Kermit the Frog capes and bubble suits.
Have a good day, and remember, it’s not your fault you’re perverted – it’s Gaga’s. And I, for one, am totally fine with that.