Posts Tagged: sarcasm
Blame it on the gays
Well, sexual deviants, if you’ve been hiding under a rock for the past week, or you just haven’t left the space between your new girlfriend’s legs for the past week (good on you, by the way), I’m here to catch
Blame it on the gays
Well, sexual deviants, if you’ve been hiding under a rock for the past week, or you just haven’t left the space between your new girlfriend’s legs for the past week (good on you, by the way), I’m here to catch
That’s Ridiculous(ly Funny)
I love a good gay marriage parody as much as the next flaming homosexual. Check out The Onion‘s video, “New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don’t Love Each Other.” Brilliant. More increasingly inappropriate commentary later, Lauren
That’s Ridiculous(ly Funny)
I love a good gay marriage parody as much as the next flaming homosexual. Check out The Onion‘s video, “New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don’t Love Each Other.” Brilliant. More increasingly inappropriate commentary later, Lauren
Attack of the lesbian babymakers.
Well, sexual deviants, it seems like the world is still in turmoil. Thankfully, I, your faithful blogger, remain optimistic. Here’s a quick rundown of what I’ve discovered this week. We’re all going to get pregnant! Yes indeed, deviants. We all
Attack of the lesbian babymakers.
Well, sexual deviants, it seems like the world is still in turmoil. Thankfully, I, your faithful blogger, remain optimistic. Here’s a quick rundown of what I’ve discovered this week. We’re all going to get pregnant! Yes indeed, deviants. We all
Apocalypse now?
Well, it would seem like the whole world is falling apart, literally and figuratively speaking. This week we’ve seen Chile shaken to the ground, so much so that the days may be shorter. Seriously. Apple is laying down the law,
Apocalypse now?
Well, it would seem like the whole world is falling apart, literally and figuratively speaking. This week we’ve seen Chile shaken to the ground, so much so that the days may be shorter. Seriously. Apple is laying down the law,
I may be confusing
At least that’s what Facebook tells me. You see, today while I was updating my phone number, I also updated my gender… kind of. You see, the gender with which I identify (neither solely male or female) was offered to
I may be confusing
At least that’s what Facebook tells me. You see, today while I was updating my phone number, I also updated my gender… kind of. You see, the gender with which I identify (neither solely male or female) was offered to
Wine-o? Blogger? Same thing, neither look good on a resume.
Dearest readers, I am drunk on really expensive wine, so I am going to tell you all of my woes. Granted, I write the same while drunk as I do sober, which, I suppose, is a talent. Here’s the thing,
Wine-o? Blogger? Same thing, neither look good on a resume.
Dearest readers, I am drunk on really expensive wine, so I am going to tell you all of my woes. Granted, I write the same while drunk as I do sober, which, I suppose, is a talent. Here’s the thing,
She’s gay, I promise.
Oh Clementine Ford, you have put me on such an emotional roller coaster with this whole ordeal. Is she gay? Yes! Wait, just kidding, she never said that. Wait, again, hold on, she is gay, she just didn’t want to
She’s gay, I promise.
Oh Clementine Ford, you have put me on such an emotional roller coaster with this whole ordeal. Is she gay? Yes! Wait, just kidding, she never said that. Wait, again, hold on, she is gay, she just didn’t want to
Frequently asked questions
As a die-hard cyclist, I am asked many a question pertaining to cycling on a daily basis. Today, I am here to answer these questions on a public forum, in hopes that I will no longer be asked them. Here
Frequently asked questions
As a die-hard cyclist, I am asked many a question pertaining to cycling on a daily basis. Today, I am here to answer these questions on a public forum, in hopes that I will no longer be asked them. Here
A Brief Introduction
I’m not really one for keeping things to myself, not secrets, opinions, ideas, or anything of the sort. And when people tell me they don’t want to hear it, it’s too much, I oblige. You won’t hear it, but you’ll
A Brief Introduction
I’m not really one for keeping things to myself, not secrets, opinions, ideas, or anything of the sort. And when people tell me they don’t want to hear it, it’s too much, I oblige. You won’t hear it, but you’ll
