I want to meet you on Chatroulette, sir

What do you get when you mix a man with an unfortunate goatee, a really addictive Lady Gaga song, a couple wigs and revealing bathing suits, and, oh yeah, an anonymous video chat service? Perfection, that’s what. Whoever you are,

I’m a free bitch, baby.

Well, ladies and perverts, I am pooped. I know nobody says that anymore, but I legitimately do not have the energy to think up a wittier, more modern saying. Why is that the case, you may ask? Because, clearly, I

I’ve got the sickness

Well, sexual deviants, I have finally succumbed to illness after months of health – a record for me. As I’m trying to leave the house as little as possible in anticipation for Jess’s Lady Gaga-themed birthday, I’ve had a lot

Commentators Gone Wild – Sandy Rios

I broke a promise, sexual deviants. I said I would be back the other day with Shiloh gossip, but instead I went out for St. Patrick’s day and got drunk off my ass. It was silly of me to promise

You’re welcome.

Lady Gaga Trivia: Question 1

Okay, sexual deviants, I have a little game for you. Without checking Google or AfterEllen (I already cheated, but I’m bringing it to you now, so, give me a break, eh?), tell me what’s wrong, or, should I say, out