Posts Tagged: birthday

I’m a free bitch, baby.

Well, ladies and perverts, I am pooped. I know nobody says that anymore, but I legitimately do not have the energy to think up a wittier, more modern saying. Why is that the case, you may ask? Because, clearly, I

I’m a free bitch, baby.

Well, ladies and perverts, I am pooped. I know nobody says that anymore, but I legitimately do not have the energy to think up a wittier, more modern saying. Why is that the case, you may ask? Because, clearly, I

The big 20.

It would seem I’m another year older, well, I was another year older two days ago – I’ve just now recovered from the unexpected festivities now. So, if you were wondering where I had wandered off to, your first (or

The big 20.

It would seem I’m another year older, well, I was another year older two days ago – I’ve just now recovered from the unexpected festivities now. So, if you were wondering where I had wandered off to, your first (or

Post-Party Monster depression

I’m a terrible movie watcher. Not so much because I can’t sit through one (although that is generally the case), but more so because I just never get around to watching them. Well, Monster Ball got me in the mood

Post-Party Monster depression

I’m a terrible movie watcher. Not so much because I can’t sit through one (although that is generally the case), but more so because I just never get around to watching them. Well, Monster Ball got me in the mood

Reading week “hiatus-ish”

It’s reading week; and I know what you’re thinking… “CABO!” No? Shucks, and here I thought I knew my readership. All jokes aside, I’ve never done the whole “reading week” thing before. I hear that there may actually be some

Reading week “hiatus-ish”

It’s reading week; and I know what you’re thinking… “CABO!” No? Shucks, and here I thought I knew my readership. All jokes aside, I’ve never done the whole “reading week” thing before. I hear that there may actually be some